broken his trumpet

Inebriated beyond all capability, utterly trashed, yet still talking, usually nonsense.

"What the hell is Fred chuntering on about?"
"Ignore him, he's broken his trumpet."

broken his trumpet by Primate December 12, 2005

Broken PonyTail 

It's a very popular hairstyle for negro or black woman. Basically a white chick or spanish will tie her hair together with a rubber band and it will be a pony tail. Now imagine if she's black. There won't be any hair and it ends on the top of her head like a little arrow. Thus we have a broken ponytail. If hair was there it would be a real ponytail. Alas it isn't.

Bitch! You a fucking ratty(disgusting) broken ponytail bitch. You can't even afford weave like me bitch!

Broken PonyTail by boozec September 13, 2010

broke 

A women usurping the authority of a man in the relationship. He thought he was going to runnin the shit, but she "flipped the scriped" and now she is runnin it. He thinks he is just being helpful and considerate, he doesn't realize she broke him slowly.

Man says he won't do housework. She gets him sprung and then after a while he is doing 50% of the housework. He is broke. She broke him.

broke by Anonymous May 14, 2003

brokeback mountain 

The new word for gay.

You are brokeback mountain.

brokeback mountain by bareback mount'em April 28, 2006

broken chair 

A sexual position in which the couple is going at it doggy style and than the male sweeps out one of the females arms causing her to fall over much like a chair with a broken leg.

"Everything was going smooth that night until Jimmy tried a broken chair."

broken chair by thefatman123456 June 21, 2009

Broke That Hex 

A phrase usually spoken quickly after Maning Up and fending off ill fortune

(Usually pronounced Broke dat hex)

"Oh Carl man that's bad luck"

"We gotta Man Up"

(After Maning Up) "Broke That hex"

Broke That Hex by Moobycow June 28, 2009

Broken Tea Kettle 

a secret word that you use to call a sleepover when you are going to have a sleepover but when you are planning it you are with someone that you don't want to invite.

Girl 1: Hey girls! We are going to have a broken tea kettle!
Girl 2 & 3: WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!
Girl 4: What does that mean?!?!?!

Broken Tea Kettle by Peter Calabrese September 11, 2007