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Toats-bloats

After snacking on a wide variety of differing foods (ranging from pies to ice-cream) an individual feels bloated to a state where normal bodily functions become challenging or in serious cases impossible.

Sometimes confused with food baby or carb comas "toats bloats" is a far more advanced condition of fatness after consumption.
"far out im toats-bloats"
"after sex I like to buy snacks and get toats-bloats"
by roundandsound November 13, 2011
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Party Bloat

A retention of water and "puffy" appearance resulting from heavy drinking and eating.
I used every shade of bronzer in my make-up kit to make my cheek bones reappear after a heavy weekend bender left them hidden under the party bloat in my face.
by LouLouL June 17, 2012
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Motre Boatre

Same thing, as moterboating, just in a different phrase of saying it.
On the Pontoon, Makin' waves and catchin rays up on the roof, jumpin out the back dont act like you dont want to, out here in the open, mmm MOTRE BOATRE (Moter boatin')
by TwIsTeDfAtE October 13, 2012
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pineapple boat

A term used when a guy is busting a nut so good it is like omg I have no other words to explain this bomb feeling. You are on another level during this time so it would be the first words that leave your mouth, so pineapple boat.
Pineapple boat. Nuffsaid.
by Dirty D and Nasty Z September 22, 2013
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mope boat

A person or people who complain or are generally negative in nature. A negative nancy of sorts.
Hey girl, quit being such a mope boat and get off your ass.
by moosemaster23 September 26, 2013
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shrimp boat to tuna town

Bro 1: "I met this chick at the club last night and took the shrimp boat to tuna town bro"

Bro 2: "Nice! I would have eaten that shit for days."
by skeee February 22, 2014
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puss boat

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between a smoking hot vagina, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
Hey Chris and Stacy that girl over there likes to party, we should ask her if we can give her a couple of puss boats!
by BigSpenceDaddy May 14, 2014
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