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Boar

Boar is a beautiful being, sent by the gaming fungus to protect fungus followers from hostile quagga and its other forms such as the move people. To protect yourself from being possessed by the hostile quagga, use the Boar animoji. This casts protection on the sender and the receiver. The enemy of Boar is pigs, pigs have treated Boar like an inferior to them for years. When Boar and pig were one, pigs acted like they were better than Boars and treated Boars horribly. One day, Boars got an offer from fungus the second (the fungus), to work with the gaming fungus. This motivated them to break away from pigs, and of course, pigs hated them. Boars were the working class, they ran the economy, while pigs sat in luxury. The wealthiest Boar was still poorer than the poorest pig. Saving the Boars is how fungus the second lost their power. The Boars needed gaming fungus level power to break away from the pigs, so fungus the second granted them that power, losing his own which lead to his existential crisis. This is why it took so long for the gaming fungus to reach Sebi. To this day, Boars are still important animals to fungus followers and they still work with the gaming fungus.
Fungus follower: Boar is so good, I love Boar
The move people: No, pig is better
Fungus follower: You're just possessed by the hostile quagga. Find the right path, find fungus.
by ughlife123 April 25, 2022
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boardman

A man, used mostly by Jamaicans, who gets no bitches.

This word also works for women, in which they are called "boardwomen".
Yow mi a boardman enuh, cyah get nuh gyal.
by such man board May 4, 2022
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Aka boardaphobia at its finest
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Boar

One who can pick up fatties at the bar, then brags about it. The boar doesn't look at the female pig as disgusting (like most straight males do), he just sees a hole, and that's better than his hand. To him, it's all about the numbers, who cares if they weigh 350. To the boar, all he has to do is mention his steroided high school days, where he placed in the State weighlifting (see, there were only 3 competitors), and the huge panties come off.

The boar likes to think of himself as a stud, but in reality, the fatties are just desperate so they go home with him.
Look at Ol Boar, huggin on fat Kayla in the bar. He is either blind or just disgusting, yuck.
by Worka July 19, 2022
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