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blackout inception

It is when you black out during your blackout. For example you could be blacked out and yelling at a person and then 10 seconds later be completely calm with that person because your so blacked out you forgot you were angry at them. However in the morning you won't remember any of it and will have to piece it all together. Thus a blackout inception.
-Yo dude do you remember calling me twice super wasted last night?

-No man what did I say

-Well the first time you called you were super pissed and yelling at me because I was trying to hit on your sister. But then the second time you called like 5 minutes later you were like I am your best bro and said I was great guy because I have never have tried to hit on your sister.

-Oh Dude! I must have had blackout inception...wait you tried to hit on my sister last night?
by blacked out dude February 10, 2014
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black cactus

Black cactus is a crazy killing machine that destroys everything in its path. Except Popsicle sticks 🌵
He is the highest ranked player in this lobby. he must be a black cactus.
by Beg4Hegg January 21, 2015
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Blackflation

When people charge you stupid crazy inflated prices because of your color, the way you talk, dress, drive or the fact you have money.
Damn, E I can't believe Mrs. Butler Charged you all that money for rent. That's some serious blackflation right there bro. She only charged me half that! lol Sucks to be you.

Cab driver: I saw Trey Songz at the airport I'm going to double the meter.

Cab driver #2: That's wrong! That's some serious blackflation
by askme1 August 8, 2014
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Black Messiah

The one and only D'Angelo. The savior of music, also the name of his 3rd studio album.
"Yo Max! have you heard the new Black Messiah album?" "Yeah its awesome"
by cbelg2 August 1, 2015
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Blackout-cum

An orgasm so extraordinary that you experience a blackout or near blackout. Usually an orgasm from a woman you're head over heels for. Also the result of an older man sleeping with a much younger woman that is perhaps a little too much to handle for the old man.
Male usage: Cindy makes me blackout-cum!
Female usage: I can't wait to make you blackout cum all over me!
by snickered June 24, 2016
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black hobbit

When someone pulls fuzz out of their belly button
Wow did you see the black hobbit come from uncle cranchus belly button last night I heard he doesn't wash it
by Cranchus mcbasketball the 2nd February 27, 2017
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Black wannabe

Someone who pretends to be black
Ugh this white guy is such a black wannabe
by Fuck fake August 26, 2017
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