Bird dogging

When a woman does not wear a bra, her nipples are pointing like a bird dog.

Did you see that girl, she was bird dogging!

by HungryLike January 27, 2022

matthew bird

Matthew bird is the gay fag that is very cool and extra sexy. in his spare time he raps off the dome and eats kfc every day. sometimes you will find him in a bush with charlie brewsters mum hehehe. occasionally he receives, but only at male birthday parties, most of the time he wanks. but afterwards he gets liam bell to eat it and then he gets monica to hoover the house and harry lin to supply some turkish drugs

thats matthew bird, hes very nice and lovely. i do like him very much :)

by poobum22 September 5, 2014

jo-bird

1.) Tiny, bald, pink, baby birds. Word used to describe the unique degree of ugliness that only a baby bird can achieve.

2.) A woman who, when speaking, sounds like the annoying squeaking of a baby bird.

Guy 1: Man, that new born jo-bird is so ugly, it's making my eyes bleed!

Guy 2: Yeah, and this dumbass brunette jo-bird is making my EARS bleed, dawg!

by Joanna and Sami January 4, 2008

clumsy bird

Clumsy bird - a disabled bird who can't fucking fly and has no fucking legs, the most frustrating game on the fucking planet. A bird who hits logs on the fucking head and falls straight to the motherfucking floor. An asshole bird who gets you to consistently keep tapping to make him fly. He is also blind as a motherfucking bat!

"Hey bro you played clumsy bird?"

"Don't even get me started on that bullshit"

by MonsterEnergy<333 February 13, 2014

Bird Wings

When a girl sits on a mans dick and then spreads her legs like a birds wings

"Katie definitely did Bird Wings on me last night"

by Dillonthesexybeast March 11, 2017

big bird

The big middle finger

I was so pissed at this man so I gave him the big bird.

by Clinker March 7, 2008

Bird Watcher

When some asshole tries to cut in front of a long line of cars and the cars stay strong and refuse to let said car in. Then many of the motorists "flip the bird" to said asshole.

That idiot tried to cut in at the front and became a bird watcher when all the cars went by and flipped him off.

by Spaceman Sobchak November 7, 2011