Tonsil Baton

Another word for a man's penis, especially when being sucked.

gave this chick the ol tonsil baton last night and she damn near choked.

by Pimpofallsimps November 30, 2023

Literally batman

Micheala dunne.

She is literally batman.

by Johnny cage December 5, 2023

Alabama Batman

A memorable guy who thinks he’s the main character at his high school. Usually from a school with about 700 people, a senior and has a massive dick. Grows up to be rich and laugh at everyone who falsely accused him of being a “super senior” (see definition). Gets many many false SA allegations because all the girls with an identity crisis feel threatened by masculinity. Just your IDGAF main character energy kinda guy.

Wow, did you hear about that 2024 senior at AHS? I can’t believe he did that again! How memorable! What an Alabama Batman!!!

by Batman2006datguy March 24, 2024

Latex batman

The furious act of jacking off while wearing a batman costume to heighten sexual arousal clasping your dick with something latex to simulate a false catwoman

We don’t talk about Alex’s suspicious actions of the latex batman

by NextJen October 28, 2024

Cheeto-Bating

When your love for porn and your love for Cheetos mix.

I caught Ryan Cheeto-bating again.... and he made some raunch dressing.

by Repressed Humor Issues February 7, 2025

Superman Batman

Someone who eats a lot and exercises. They got brains, but also lift weights and eat big to get big. They're muscular and also have big brains and a dad bod so kind of chubby, but it's muscular dad bod. And they eat meats, and eat all their fruits and vegetables. Yes, they eat some junk food sometimes, but they add healthy stuff.

Tony: I'm Superman Batman.

*Eats cheese and other foods.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 16, 2025

ATAR Batman

A NSW HSC teacher who consistently aura farms whilst forcing ATAR Jokers to get off their lazy asses and study or become contributing members of society who work.

We need the ATAR Batman to save us!

by Village Chief September 2, 2025