Cum barrage

Rapid and continuous flow of cum. The heavy shot of heavenly juices to saturate an area of a woman's body rather than hit a specific target ( vagina ) .

Eg :He was so turned on by her that he could not help but deliver a cum barrage on her sweaty body

Eg: it was his 1st night and he was so turned on by her night gown that he lost control and fired a cum barrage

by zingeraddict November 23, 2010

barraclough

WHORE.

Dom Elkin:'Tattie Barraclough...... What a whore!'
Tom Butterworth: ' No she isnt, shes the best! everyone loves Tattie'
Camwong Whitwee: 'GOOD JOKE TOM !!!'
Dom Elkin: 'What a whore!!'

by DOM ELKIN! May 2, 2011

A Barrell Full of Cock

Trouble. An undesireable place. A place or situation that you want to get away from ASAP!

"Great! Here come the cops... you really got us into a barrel full of cock this time!"

Can be used to say that someone is lucky:
"Man... that guy could fall into a barrell full of cock and come out with a handfull of pussy!"

by Beaver Ray March 10, 2009

Barracks Lawyer

A know-it-all recruit in basic military training.

Trainee Adams: "Tsgt. Smith made me do 20 pushups, according to Air Force BMT standard rules and regulations, an MTI is not permitted to make a trainee do more than 15 pushups as punishment."

Trainee McGee: "Dude, stop trying to be a barracks lawyer."

by NIKKINEBULA February 28, 2012

double barreled cum gun

A sexual maneuver where the male is receiving oral sex from a female with a cleft palate. Since there's a naso-oral communication, the male can shoot his sperm out of her nose from the inside-out, making it appear that she just shot out a double-barreled snot rocket.

After pulling off the double barreled cum gun, I asked her if she wanted a Kleenex.

by Clefty the Lefty January 4, 2008

cracker barrel

A room full of white people

"I'M NOT GOING IN THE CRACKER BARREL"- doug

by uncle rukus March 16, 2011

a barrel full of smashed assholes

This is a piratical reference to booty or plunder. The gold and silver coins looted during raids were minted in the likeness of Kings, Queens, and other nobility and aristocracy. A derogatory reference to the nobility and its wealth, each coin representing the "asshole" who had his picture "smashed" onto the surface.

"Now bend an ear you scurvy dogs and listen close, there's a barrel full of smashed assholes on board yon vessel and we'll be taken all of it 'for nights end, whores and rum for months to come me boys."

by Aug February 16, 2007