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Heard Alert

The phrase used to warn others of a manipulative, abusive, narscissist romantic partner who will do anything to destroy their partner's/ex-partner's life to the point of lying in court and defaming the victim's reputation, at all costs.
That dude is a total Heard Alert, man. All he does is lie about his girl and treats her like crap.
by JD07! May 27, 2022
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Astro alerts

Dead cook group. I joined for £30 and the first thing I see is some guy called vesk wanking in general vc with his cock out. I asked psb to ban him but he banned me instead.
Astro alerts has the most gay members
by Swanzplug aka mohzart May 27, 2022
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Batting Averages

An inside joke used by the Jackbox Games fandom to refer to a moment in YDKJ volume 4 where Guy proclaims that batting averages and Tony Guin make him ejaculate.
Jackbox fandom member: “Batting averages.”
*The entire fandom explodes*
by cupcakedestroyer August 29, 2022
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Bag alert

A bag alert is used as a term to define the top tier moment of buying a bag of burritos, specifically from Brahms.
Hey Karsten, bag alert? Yea lets go get burritos!
by Zack Coleman September 26, 2022
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Crush alert

An alert said by people to tell that someone likes or is attracted to someone, but they don't like them back.
Kate: "I like... Cody."
Ana: "CRUSH ALERT!".
*Everyone gasps*
by tridentlve 🔱 December 4, 2022
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Jehovah alert

The alarm you sound to your entire family when you see Jehovah's witnesses walking up to your door. You need to find cover under the nearest bed, table or behind a curtain. They will be trying your doors and looking in your back windows. GET HELP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE and keep all lights off. Good luck.
JEHOVAH ALERT
HIDE RIGHT FUVKING NOW
by QeQ January 1, 2023
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The Average Shinnie

The average Shinnie, used to refer to the typical Shinji Ikari (NGE) kinnie.
Emma (Shinnie): I am not a Shinnie! ☹️ *accuses someone else of being a Shinnie*

Chad: The average Shinnie response
by npc_ January 10, 2023
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