Balls in my asshole

When u sit on a testical and it goes slightly up ur butt hole

Balls in my asshole

That just happened to me last night

Ouch

by Highfiveguy February 26, 2015

retard your asshole

Otherwise known as the ole Kyle Coleman. It is the act absolutely destroying the rectal opening beyond repair. Similar to damaging the brain and requiring a helmet for life.

He forgot my jacket this time and if you do it again I will retard your asshole.

by XxMRWORLDWIDExX October 26, 2018

asshole gremlin

When one tucks his cock and balls between his legs and bends over.

It's kind of self explanitory

by James Albrets July 9, 2005

asshole bowl

Any bowl, associated with, or otherwise entagled with Jerry Jones, team, players, or facilities, especially the new Cowboys abode

Have you been to the asshole bowl? Not yet, I can wait until that Jones shithouse becomes reality. Every time you look at it you see how the taxpayers took a screwing.

by BlazingHot January 6, 2009

aol asshole

that guy that signs off and on or goes to and back away seemingly every 5 seconds.

"...s to the i to the m ...thats him"

by poop January 5, 2005

hairy asshole

duh.

your mother.

by slutbag February 6, 2003

asshole

A republican lawyer who thinks its cool to listen to limp bizcut.

My asshole republican lawyer actually charged for the conversation I had with him while he was listening to limp biscut.

by Joe McMullen December 12, 2006