asamof

abbreviation of 'as a matter of fact'

he: don't you agree that ... blablabla

she: well, asamof no i don't

by jackastma October 15, 2008

asaigh

As Soon As I Get Home.

A term normally used to stand up against procrastination but often times more than not, it fails miserably no matter how hard you try

"Ok, ill do all my homework asaigh. No more slacking off."

*5 hours later*

"WOW I STILL DID'NT START MY HOMEWORK YET!! WTF?!?!"

by defnotdoinghwlol March 22, 2010

asayrt

As soon as you read this.

Person 1: Go on AIM asayrt!

by crazedmuffin May 4, 2010

asayw

As Soon As You Want

See also:
ASAYC (As Soon As You Care)

I've got the cheque with me. You can collect it ASAYW/ASAYC.

by Chandru October 31, 2013

ASAPt

After Some Ambiguous Period of time

With As Soon As Possible being the original definition, the addition of the t disguised as a typo - more effective if used in the body of a poorly written sentence - changes the meaning to the above definition.

It will work on no one.

Man 1: "WTF man, you said you'd be at my place ASAP."
Man 2: "Na i sed id b thr ASAPt"
Man 1: ".. I see, I've misunderstood."
Man2: "dw man. we gud?"
Man 1: "No. Don't come."

by Pituitary May 28, 2016

Asana

Asanas are friendly and wonderful. But they are emotionless. They don't cry. Never.
Asanas are good friends and if they offend you, they don't mean it. Ok, they do, but they love you anyway. Hopefully.

Asana is sooo friendly!

We watched a sad film but she didn't cry.

by laualc January 4, 2017

asaltacunas

Synonymous for Pablo Tuche

He went out with a girl 4 years old younger than him, he's such an asaltacunas

by Gph1119 January 20, 2017