Dildo shit

A dildo somebody shatted on

I shatted on my dildo now it's dildo shit.

by Imagoddamndaggit March 19, 2021

Dildo Lonely

When you are physically affection starved and lonely, but dont crave pragmatic sexual relief through sex toys because you have enough sex toys.

L: goooood i'm bored and lonely uuuuhgh
D: you know there's this great website that has a huge selection of dildos
L: No I dont need that. i'm not DILDO LONELY

by Ampy2 May 22, 2020

Dickless dildo

A dildo with nothing but balls

I bought a dickless dildo by an accident, now i really have no dick

by anonymous November 9, 2022

Fucking dildoed

Verb: To be fucked (over), without any of the fun.

Intercon Security fucking dildoed me this week.

by DeathOnMyMind September 5, 2021

Zen dildo

A dildo that comes without attachments

After the Betty Dodson serenity workshop. We were each given our own personal zen dildo to play with.

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

DILDO

DILDO- Democrat In Legal Designation Only

Sinema is a DILDO. She votes with Republicans most of the time.

by Jj’s Secret Stash October 17, 2021

Dildo face cock sucker

A dildo face cock sucker is someone who has a penis shaped face and sucks cock.

Person 1: ur ugly
Person 2: well ur a dildo face cock sucker

by The person who defines names June 6, 2023