circle jerking

when guys say they are playing poker...what else could be that addictive?

so what are you doing tonight?
playing POKER

by ula March 20, 2005

Jerking off Stalefish

The act of jerking off to your own ass while looking at it in a mirror.

"What the fuck dude you've been in the toliet for 2 hours now"

"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"

by CollaBear January 10, 2012

jerk me off

1. What you say when you dont wanna hear anything from anyone. Synonomous to: fuckk off, kiss my ass, or anything of that sort.

professor: oh um by the way, i assigned a 10 page paper on nuclear warfare... due next class.

student: ohh jerk me offffff

by jennybaybee May 09, 2010

circle jerk economy

An economy based on a circular exchange of money where finished goods are consumed and nothing of value is produced.

I'll be taking my half hour lunch break. I have to take the money I made from selling hamburgers to the people working at Walmart and go buy some junk from Walmart. Man, we live in such a circle jerk economy nowadays.

by alphasniper February 23, 2009

Canadian Bacon Jerk

After engaging in anal sex, the woman will jerk off the man, and after, she'll lick her fingers clean.

i love the taste of susie's mouth after receiving a canadian bacon jerk.

by bri-marzee February 07, 2009

Ambidextrous Jerk Off

One who can masterbate equally with either hand.

Did you just walk in on Matt? He was going to town on himself with each hand. He’s a truly talented ambidextrous jerk off. Unfortunately, he always makes a mess that someone has to clean up.

by Roger's Not Here January 27, 2023

kansas city jerk

When you are fisting your partner and you slide your penis inside of your hand, inside of her, and masturbate.

I never expected she's be able to receive a Kansas City Jerk, but I was wrong.

by Tundraundertopsoil June 20, 2017