2 STEP

Acronym for "Too Sad To Even Process". Typically used in text messages, but is also acceptable in everyday conversation.

Carly: My poor little chihuahua had to go to the vet because some loser from school was stalking me and he stepped on her in my back yard!
Regina: Oh my gosh! 2 STEP!

by CoconutMuffin June 22, 2011

2 inch rule

It means that aslong you don't put your dick 2 inches in a girls pussy you didn't have sex.

"So did you fucked that girl?"

"No, i used the 2 inch rule"

by Fetcher September 14, 2007

2 weeked it

if you dont get dome/sex in 2 weeks from a chick....dump her ass

I just 2 weeked it with susie and now were done

by D-rockman December 29, 2007

2-10

The second letter of the alphabet, the 10th letter of the alphabet... if you are unfamiliar with that, here's the alphabet, with the second and tenth letters capitalized...

a B c d e f g h i J k l m o p q r s t u v w x y z.

If you are still that daft, try this:

B. J.

or Blow Job.

<Girl> Oooh baby! How about a 2-10?
<Camel_Kid> Fuck yeah!

by Camel_Kid October 12, 2004

2 6

another term for a small bottle of scotch
booze scotch

"Dude that 2 6 got me wasted last night!"

by jroddupe November 17, 2006

2 piece

Slang for two pounds of weed.

"Whachu got nigga?"

"I got 2 piece on deck"

by iceman99 December 8, 2009

2%er

The relative few uber-rich in any population who hold 98% of a nation's wealth. (Usually, but not always, members of the population most vehement about paying any tax whatever.)

The fortunes amassed by Warren Buffet and Bill Gates get them into the 2%er club, no question about that!

-or-

You'd think the 2%ers would ease up their grip a little, pay their fair share, and stop spending so much time, money, and energy trying to escape paying fewer taxes than the poor!

by Alexander Mongo September 6, 2011