Cum Trophy

A person who's biggest accomplishment in life is being the sperm that won.

I can't believe how stupid he is, fucking cum trophy.

by 11millerk2 January 31, 2019

cum rat

cum rat: white rat the color of cum, usually very sticky specimen, wouldn't recommend touching this specimen if spotted

there is a cum rat in my house, please get it out and be carfeful

by nibbacoldnibbasaucerat July 26, 2019

cum cabana

A cabana for your dick to cum inside of. This includes pussy, asshole, mouth, or any of your other favorite holes.

Me and Jenn had amazing sex last night. I ended up cumming in my cum cabana.

by señor urokea March 28, 2014

Cum Mustache

When one gives a blow job, and the recipient cums on the "giver's" face, just below the nose.

This is also often related to gay sex, as mustaches are usually inherited by males, rather than females

That guy gave his boyfriend friend a cum mustache the other day

by BloodyTurds February 16, 2009

Cum Facial

Having cum all over the face.

That cum facial really suits you...sex is a good thing ya know... I love the look of cum on your face babii!

by Cummer April 5, 2003

Cum Fort

When a chronic masturbator locks himself into a room and literally builds a wall of used tissues. Usually a 12 or 13 year old boy.

Dad: Have you seen Adam?
Mom: No.
Dad: I think he's been in his bedroom all weekend, blocking us off by his Cum Fort. It smells terrible.

by Cumforter July 13, 2013

cum slum

a large whore house in india

cumdog millionaire was fillmed in the biggest cum slum in all of india.

by Mark C. McKenna September 15, 2010