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grease date

Grease Date - when two (or more) consenting parties lather each other up with baby oil then have vigorous intercourse.
Jason and I had an amazing grease date last night...my pussy is still sore!
by Kitty_Leroux September 11, 2016
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unofficially dating

when ur bf is a cunt and doesn’t love u enough
craig :we could date but we want it on the down low

joe: unofficially dating ??
craig: YASSS
by yaaaaaaa....bitch December 9, 2017
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Date Balls

They are nicer, fancier, and classier balls that come out when you're on a special date. Most girls know whether or not you've got your date balls hanging down there or if you're still just packing normal boring balls. Girls will generally bring it up once they know they've come out too.
Kate immediately grabbed Drew's hand and pulled him back to her bedroom from the TV once she noticed that his date balls had come out.
by thehomie69 September 5, 2013
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Dating partnership

More than friends with benefits where you are also emotionally vested but at a lower level of spectrum than a much serious relationship such as commitment or marriage.
Gang of friends: Hey man, so you have been seeing that girl for a while now, you guys committed?
Puli (the playboy of the gang): Not at all! What we have is a "dating partnership".
by Shackle_95 October 16, 2018
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magnum date

a magnum date is a romantic evening at home involving a magnum bottle of wine, a magnum ice cream bar, and a magnum condom.
Last night me and my gurl had a magnum date and boy howdy, I am SPENT!
by dougie smalls August 21, 2012
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Facebook Date

v:

To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them.
Ashley: hey kel, wanna facebook date?

Kelly: yeah sure!

Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelly*

Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?

Kelly: *Is in shock thinking*

Ashley: You can answer any time now!

Kelly: This isn't happening!

Ashley: It's Aparent that it is! So...?

Kelly: Okay, Ashley. Prove it!

Ashley: What?

Kelly: Marco....

Ashley: Kelly, we're not in a pool!

Kelly: Do accept and understand what I'm asking of you?

Ashley: Whats that?

Kelly: I don't exactly know.

Ashley: Why?

Kelly: Because, if I can be honest here. You pretty well wrecked it for any other guy.

Ashley: How?

Kelly: Pacman, Laughter, when that elevator door opened it was like magic.

Ashley: Magic?

Kelly: Yes! Magic! They do call Disney the most magical place on earth, don't they?

Ashley: And your point is?

Kelly: Thank you for being my first *WHAM* *WOW* He's handsome, funny, & chill. Doesn't laugh that I'm a girl that liked video games and strange hats. And he's from another freaking Country! Just my luck right?

Ashley: You still didn't answer my question!

Kelly: You didn't ask me?

Ashley: Yes I did!

Kelly: No, you did not! Definitions don't count in real life. Rule 5!

Ashley: WHAT???

Kelly: It's only fair. Real life questions deserve real "Actual Life Gestures!" Right or Wrong?

Ashley: WOMEN!!!!

Kelly: MEN!!!
by 78910SumDumbHen November 29, 2012
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Date Raper

One who pocesses the face of a date raper
guy1: hey look over there
girl1: what?
Guy1: slips stuff into girls drink
girl2: Date Raper!!!!!
by hueyfrman October 1, 2009
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