by J Tizzo April 17, 2006
The best kind of shoes ever. Have to be uber-sparkly and preferably make your dance moves unstoppable!
by littlemoi April 17, 2009
Stripper shoes are high heel platform shoes used by dancers to show their legs and to also give them height. Most stripper shoes start at 6 inches and can go up to 10 inches. Stripper shoes are mainly found at www.upscalestripper.com and come in a wide range of colors and styles. Stripper shoes are becoming mainstream and even alot of celebrities can be seen wearing them as every day fashion.
The girl and the gentlemens club was wearing some super high heel shoes, I would say those are defenitely stripper shoes.
by dancer lady123 March 19, 2016
An exclamation of great outrage and hopelessness used when realizing that your current situation (usually consisting of an upcoming task or decision) cannot get any worse and that there is no avoiding the impending discomfort to come. Typically used when a situation is of similar despair to that of when one wakes up to find that someone has defecated inside his/her only pair of shoes, and knowing that they will not have adequate time to fully clean said footwear before having to be somewhere that day.
Cop: "Your friend told me that you're carrying marijuana."
You: "He was just kidding."
Cop: "Yeah well I'm afraid I'm gonna have to give you a full body cavity search in public anyway... and I don't have any gloves either"
You: "Poop In My Shoe!"
Doctor: "Well it looks like we're not going to be able to reconstruct your penis from the accident, but we should be able to fix you up with an older lady's donated vagina."
You: "Poop In My Shoe!"
You: "He was just kidding."
Cop: "Yeah well I'm afraid I'm gonna have to give you a full body cavity search in public anyway... and I don't have any gloves either"
You: "Poop In My Shoe!"
Doctor: "Well it looks like we're not going to be able to reconstruct your penis from the accident, but we should be able to fix you up with an older lady's donated vagina."
You: "Poop In My Shoe!"
by LarryROIDS!!! February 22, 2011
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Ridiculously priced iconic leather booties featuring embroidered wings along the sides, snap-cuff closure, and a signature skull charm.
I just spent the price of a Bermuda trip on $1,285.0 Alexander McQueen shoes. But it's okay, because they were on sale.
by Shoefanatic November 29, 2010
by Kalamazoo007 February 14, 2011