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joe wig

Taking a man’s body hair shavings and making a wig out of it.
Poor Jill lost all of her hair from chemotherapy. She is lucky to have such a lush “joe wig”.
by Fenny29 January 26, 2018
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Joe Swan

Man born with a rare penis condition known as “Parabolic Penile Dysfunction
Yo dick reminds me of Joe Swan. That shit fucked up.
by 73736182)63682 November 24, 2018
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joe smizer

A notorious urban artist whom is respected by everyone. Known for his loyalty, honesty and being a respectable member of the San Fernando Valley Peckerwoods. Knowledgeable and helpful in his ways, he enjoys assisting others in an effort to make others lives easier.
Joe Smizer is a straight pimp, every time he comes by he does stuff around the house to make my life a little bit better.
by Smokey-Joe December 25, 2018
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Joe Casey

Joe Casey is a sweat because he drinks all of the g-fuel
by Looosch June 25, 2022
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Granola Joe

GRANOLA JOE IS YOUR DOOM. GRANOLA JOE IS THE VANISHING POINT OF ALL DESTINY, THE EVENT HORIZON BEYOND WHICH ALL IS DARKNESS AND VOID. GRANOLA JOE WILL COME BEARING GIFTS. GRANOLA JOE WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU LOOK REALLY COOL IN THAT SHIRT. GRANOLA JOE WILL OFFER TO HELP YOU PUT TOGETHER YOUR IKEA FURNITURE AND THEN ACTUALLY FOLLOW THROUGH. GRANOLA JOE WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LOVED AND VALUED. GRANOLA JOE WILL INCREASE THE STANDARD OF LIVING OF ALL HUMAN BEINGS THAT ARE TOUCHED BY ITS SEETHING, HUNGRY SHADOW. GRANOLA JOE WILL DECEIVE YOU. GRANOLA JOE WILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR. GRANOLA JOE WILL DEMAND THINGS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. GRANOLA JOE WILL SHOW YOU THE MEANING OF POWER. GRANOLA JOE WILL SUBSUME YOU. GRANOLA JOE WILL LOVE YOU IN A WAY YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND. GRANOLA JOE, UNCONQUERED, UNYIELDING, GRANOLA JOE, UNCEASING, DEVOURING, GRANOLA JOE, ASCENDANT, ALL-DESIRING, GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE.
IN THE FETID, ECONOMICALLY APPOINTED INTERIOR OF THE WINNEBAGO, GRANOLA JOE LIES IN SPLENDID REPOSE, SHROUDED IN GREASY HAWAIIAN SHIRTS AND DECAYING PLASTIC LEIS.
by GRANOLA JOE September 12, 2019
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joe ely

A Fully Grown Man With An At least 20 Inch Penis.
by BeggarFromTheWordIndustry February 4, 2017
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Joe Math

An extensive form of math that takes a years of practice and understanding to master. The equation for Joe Math is, 2 + 2 = Chair.
Man, my friend just wowed me with is abilities in Joe Math.
by bggreenw1 August 29, 2016
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