tit spanners

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.

Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

by Ali-Pimp May 25, 2005

jumbo tit

any person of the female gender who has enormously rude titties.

man, jenny was a little squirt until she reached puberty and turned into a real fine jumbo tit.

by Ian McKellen April 28, 2008

steak tits

the bresticles of a very muscley woman.

yo man check out the steak tits on that slippery bitch over there!

damn yo, grab me some A1 and get the fuck out my room. its time to baste my T-boner.

by k-nig September 22, 2007

Glit-tit

A gurl or possibly a homosexual male, who feels the need to draw more attention to their bust by sprinkling magical sparkling dust (Glitter) on their exposed chest-ular region, thereby capturing the attention of everyone within a five mile radius. Glit-tits often wear extremely low-cut shirts, but get angry when people look at their chests.

guy: Did you see Glit-tit today??
other guy: How could I not? She yelled at me for staring at her chest, again.

by fiendstir August 19, 2009

tit resting

Tit resting is both the placing of breasts on top of a surface, or a person's body, in order to bare the weight of the breasts (giving the person a rest), and the resting of person's head or other body part on a pair of breasts. Of course, tit resting is far more likely for individuals with very large tits. Those with particularly large tits may consider scheduled tit rests throughout the day as an alternative to breast reduction. Recreational tit resting for intimate/erotic purposes can be very enjoyable for all involved parties. Examples of tit resting in modern media can be found very often in Russian pop music videos as well as in the Japanese anime series Kanokon and B H.

Jesus, I need a tit rest.

My back problems have kind of subsided since I started "tit resting".

Come here baby, come have a tit rest.

by Mr Chewy Bacca June 21, 2010

Mia's Tits

When a bitch named Mia has tits

Did you see Mia's Tits

by sexybeastwithapussycat1ladybug July 23, 2016

Fit Tits

Tits that are not too big, but are in perfect proportion to the fit girl that sports them. Bucking the trend of oversized or fake tits that make a girl look heavy with clothes on.

I met this hot chick at a bar last night.

Did she have big tits?

No, she had fit tits, they were awesome.

by Cub Fan Ass Man October 6, 2010