Zooker

A term used for a new employee at a Zoo. The word is commonly used in an insulting way to shame those who are inexperienced with the animals.

The word was coined by Reddit user:
custydash

Apparently at this zoo, feeding the elephants is a hazing all new zookers have to go through.

by A_Pacifist August 22, 2017

zookeeper

lauren k

lauren k is the zookeeper

by ILoveCheetahs April 23, 2004

Zooker

Someone suffering from drug abuse and depression. Usually throws tantrums and is unstable in public. Having very little social skills.

Jeremy - Wow what happened to Eman, he wasnt like that a few years ago

Eric- Yeah he turned into a zooker. Its all the drugs.

by Johnthestuddmuffin November 2, 2011

Zookong

Super lazy and Asian with squint-y eyes. Also fears speaking to girls but talks excessive amounts of crap about having game.

Dude talk to her you are such a Zookong!
Don't worry I'll talk to her later...maybe.

by Angel23122012 October 16, 2012

zookaa

Known as the dark haired princess, seductive but evil,also known as the Missile Bazooka.

Zookaa Bazooka
Known as the dark haired princess, seductive but evil,also known as the Missile Bazooka.

by Zookaa November 11, 2004

Zook

A hypocritical loser who is about 6'4" and skinnier than your average anorexic. He loves to fuck with girls head and lies constantly. Whines when he doesn't get his way and is very awkward. Has a awkwardly small head and is terrible in bed. He dips as well.
He tends to take a girl out and leave her wherever they went.
Total tool.

Man, that guy is such a Zook!!!
Brandon Zook

by BlondeToRed27 October 7, 2012

zwooking it

to zwook it (verb): A slang term referring to the act of masturbating.

"I walked in on my roommate zwooking it, and now I'm convinced he thinks his hand is a celebrity."
"After a marathon of rom-coms, I found myself zwooking it—talk about a plot twist!"
"She claimed she was just 'conducting a little personal research'—classic zwooking it move!"

by eugeenyy lee October 27, 2024