That country that apparently all Australians love, but to be honest be all laugh about their accents and how they fuck sheep.
Seriously, have you heard a Kiwi's accent?
Seriously, have you heard a Kiwi's accent?
Aussie: "U'm a kiwi, mite, frum New Zealand! There's that suxy sheep!
(Translation: I'm a kiwi, mate, from New Zealand! There's that sexy sheep"
(Translation: I'm a kiwi, mate, from New Zealand! There's that sexy sheep"
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Joe: How was last night with that guy in the bar, he paid you a lot
Emma: He was a zal
Joe: How was last night with that guy in the bar, he paid you a lot
Emma: He was a zal
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new zealand: fish and chips, government, tvs, all comms for that matter, medicines, architecture, BUT, we did infact invent jandles. Don't laugh.
They're cool.
They're cool.
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