zoomer humor

Any humor that zoomers enjoy. Usually annoying and unfunny.

Alex is the epitome of zoomer humor.

by Moose42 March 29, 2020

Zoombomber

An online freedom fighter that uses the courage of supporters to fight against the evil TYRANNY of Zoom classes via liberty speech, direct confrontation, freedom videos (porn), and classy music.

Person A: ong that one kid is so annoying since I bow down to cyber-slavery on Zoom.
Person B: no, they're a Zoombomber!

by not_a_tyrant September 12, 2020

zoomie zoomie

A drinking game involving a group of people (preferrably in a circle, or other circular shape) who clap in unison and chant the song, "fuck me, everybody let's play zoomie zoomie.. zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay". Everyone is given a number, from one to however many players there are. Once the last "zoomie zoomaay" is sung, Player 1, in time with the clapping, chants, for example, "one one, four four!". Still in time with the music, Player 4 must recognize that his/her number had been called, and do the same. Ex: "four four, nine nine!". Player 9 would go next, and so forth. The first person to mess up has to drink, and the game starts again with the song.

Warning: advised to play in only in secluded areas, as the singing/chanting of "zoomie zoomie" will become quite loud.

by S.T.D. July 24, 2007

Ok Zoomer

Ok Zoomer is used when a kid posts a stupid/cringeworthy comment that is supposed to be funny.

Zoomer comments,
"Belle Delphine: I have the most expensive water
NileRed: Hold my diamond water"
Boomer replies,
"Ok Zoomer"

by LankyLarry_ January 2, 2020

ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-fuhclang-zoom-boing!

No the Knights Who until recently said ne Actually Say Icky-Icky-Icky-Ptang-Zoop-Boing! followed (muffle noise unable to make out sound) this is pronounced "eky eky Pitang zoop bong." proof of this is in the subtitles for all you people who illegally downloaded it! And Graham Chapman came back from the dead and told me so himself. so Have that, Ne

"a shrubbery"
no you are ponucing it Wrong it's Pi-Tang
Get on with it
"Scene Twenty-Four"

by Urban Dictionary May 13, 2005

zoom

your class, 2020 edition. you make your backgrounds cool and stuff like that .

hey! i have a cool background on zoom. gIvE mE aTtEnTiOn.

by twitch_user_datboi April 28, 2020

get on your zoom

To urge someone divert their attention or energy towards something of greater importance or relevance.

This is a popular saying used mostly by TikTok users. In 2020, TikToker QueenZieLocTheVoice recorded a video of her urging her daughter to wake up from sleeping in and log into her virtual Zoom class. She then mentioned that if she didn’t log in she would have her mother in trouble with Truancy. Thus, people on TikTok began using the sound from that video in their own videos to signify the urge to divert focus on important things instead of non-important things.

My sister keeps asking me if she should go back to her ex. I told her “You gotta get on your Zoom and stop going back to that toxic mess.”

I don’t want to go to work today but let me go ahead and get on my Zoom.

You got to get on your Zoom and start getting serious about your workouts.

by Díaz June 28, 2023