zoomba your roomba

Whip your sorry white fat, boar ass into shape.

"I'm going to Zoomba your roomba!"

by Purrsnikitty February 28, 2014

Zoom Nigga

Any person who lives 10x faster than the average human being. Always running throughout the halls, bumping into people and just in general has a sense of urgency. Commonly found in the bathroom covered in beans. Zoom Nigga will find himself stuck in bathroom stalls yelling for help before eventually squeezing himself through the stall door.

Person 1: "Hey, what is up with that guy covered in beans yelling at people through the door in the bathroom stall?"
Person 2: " I don't know but that is a Zoom Nigga if i have ever seen one, just wait till he comes out."

by Aiden Kilgore September 24, 2018

zoom-ba

doing zumba over zoom! duh.

Got to do zumba over zoom! I feel very zoom-bahd

by Icebumb April 16, 2020

zoomblur

a condition caused from a constant stream of zoom calls, losing sense of time, self and purpose.

Whoa, I'm in a zoomblur and I'm not sure when tomorrow starts

by matukant May 21, 2020

zoominar

A seminar conducted via Zoom

Awesome Zoominar tonight!

by Balticjo May 22, 2020

zoom jail

When you're in more than 4 hours of zoom video conference calls in one day.

Significant other: You look awful. What happened? You: I was in zoom jail for 7 hours today.

by ProductRoom35 May 27, 2020

zoom cave

the loss of awareness of your surroundings while working or doing school on zoom all day long

I was so far into my zoom cave I had no idea my neighbor was on my front lawn to return my escaped dog.

by vocabulum July 28, 2020