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Zodiac signs

Bullshit repeated over and over again by every astrology girl on planet Earth.
They use it because they just so happen to have no personality, so they like to lean on whatever the garbage horoscopes are cranking out this week.

They base their entire life off of whatever month they happen to be born in, and I guess they were right on how your zodiac sign makes a difference because their one made them fucking retarded.

Oh and don't get me started about all this "compatibility" bullshit like they will actually fucking leave you because of your birth month. Don't you know compatibility is based off of actual fucking compatibility and not what start was in the sky when you were born?
Of course you didn't.

In short, zodiac signs mean that someone is too retarded to have any personality traits or unique qualities about themselves so they consult to the nearest crackpot retard in a 10 mile radius to tell them what to do.
Astrology retard: I LOOOOVE zodiac signs!
Normal person: And here's the restraining order.
by leo123456 December 9, 2023
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Zodiac Signs

A dumb trend used by white hippies on tiktok to determine someone’s personality. Used by people who
Want to bring up their ego and inflat it some more.
Idiot 1: I’m a Capricorn. It said I’m going to be rich next year because of my hard work and ambition.

Smart guy: No your not. You sit in your parents house, watch porn. dumb fuck. Zodiac signs aren’t real.
by Bibi16 July 21, 2022
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zodiac sign

"whats your zodiac sign?"
"that shit aint real honey"
by yurtness June 9, 2022
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Shinu zodiac

A man who likes animals and weighs over 6000 pounds when refers to him he chases you in a Barney suit
Man that shinu zodiac really ate everything at Popeyes
by The all seeing e eyes May 8, 2022
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Zodiacs

Zodiacs are divided into twelve equal divisions or signs, each occupying 30° of celestial longitude and roughly corresponding to the star constellations: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces.

Zodiac Signs are like people whose birthdays are in a certain month. They all have different names(signs) for each month (and sorta date, it's divided equally as there are 12 divisions/signs) there is in a year.

For example, October 23 - November 21 birthdays are called a "Scorpio", which has a meaning to the name, how Scorpios tend to act, their type of personality, and what type of division(element sign) they are.

For more explanation on how zodiacs work, here's some examples using the zodiac sign, Scorpio:

Scorpios' sign is a water sign meaning it's in the water division.

Not every sign is in the water division as Aries is a fire sign.

There's many deep and simple descriptions of each zodiac and their personality.

"Scorpios are intense and deep just like their element water. They possess a personal magnetism by which they can persuade anyone easily." is an example of a deep, but simple description of the zodiac, Scorpio, if you want an idea of one.
What Zodiacs are there?

How many Zodiacs love each other?
Is a Scorpio compatible with the Sagittarius zodiac sign?
by J.B1st January 11, 2022
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Zodiac Tae

Zodiac Tae is the term used for dumb people with no skill who sweat rainbow 6 siege everyday. They don’t get off video games and continue to be mean to others.
That guys a zodiac tae type of person
by You a coon nugget January 21, 2022
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Zodiac Solicitor

Street arithmetic spiritual teacher observes with words using the municipal branch of government for resources academically protected with restraint as a highly waged resource for products for promotion with people for the right price
Magic mythology song by kahiem roel states zodiac solicitor with my baby picture likey tattoo chump with a silly hat that's morpheous like I got construction like who Is surfing those
by ADOLFKAHIEM April 13, 2022
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