Zander Mostert

A South African phrase used by people who use mustard as lubrication during anal sex, then after ejaculation , using the mustard and cum as sauce on a hotdog.

Awe brase, me and my boyfriend did a Zander Mostert last night, it got a bit messy!

by bvrpy September 6, 2023

A Kinky Zander

a switch who usually tops but becomes a bottom when called "kitten"

"my boyfriend is such a Kinky Zander" he said

by Beau_biscuit May 13, 2022

zender

A God. A ruler. A fucking General.

and then god said: "Let there be Zender."

by Dy August 9, 2004

zinger

An unexpected boner.

Man that foxy bit of skirt over there just sent up a zinger in my pants.

by snoozeyalooze June 27, 2014

zinsert

When someone inserts a zucchini in their ass in an attempt to commit suicide. This is known in Hong Kong as an ancient way to take one's life.

The sexagenarian zinserted a zucchini into his anus in the attempted suicide at his home in Hong Kong on Friday.

by zinsertpro March 25, 2010

zander

he's an amazing dude who genuinely cares about everyone but fuck y'all he only loves sinclair the most. thanks

A :
B : damn sinclair is whipped for zander

by venus3668 February 28, 2019

Zander

Zander is a very cute and funny person and is always willing to help one another around him is very smart and he’s never afraid to say what he thinks and he’s not tall not short he’s medium mostly skinny and amazing guy if you ever me a Zander never let him go

Who is that you’re talking to

It is Zander

He’s a great guy

by Beach number one December 8, 2019