The Gigachad. A Hero. Current pharaoh of the free world. He says a word and people obey. Everyone has a crush on him. His cojones are visible from the outer space. The leader of the most based nation in the world. He can joke, dance, lead a country in war, play piano with his enormous dick and does everything with excellence.
Zelenskyy makes other leaders look like clowns.
Zelensky is only 170 cm tall due to the weight of his giant balls.
I want to have Zelenskyy's babies! And i'm a man.
Zelensky is only 170 cm tall due to the weight of his giant balls.
I want to have Zelenskyy's babies! And i'm a man.
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by Michael February 13, 2005
Get the Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams mug.A comedian and former actor, president Volodymyr Zelenskyy is the hero we need in this godforsaken world.
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by Zenon Negative May 31, 2019
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