Yesn't does NOT mean no. DON'T LISTEN TO ANYBODY WHO SAYS IT DOES. THEY'RE TRYING TO DECEIVE YOU.
it REALLY MEANS yes AND no at the SAME
TIME. like, maybe. but putting an n't at the end of almost all other words still makes them mean the opposite, for example, saying goodn't still means bad, or not-good.
you see, the yesness of the
yes is enough to resist the noness of the n't. requiring two n'
ts to team up and combine their power to truly neutralise the yesness.
for reference, yes means
yes. yesn't means yes and no. yesn'tn't means no. but if you put a third n't in there, it goes back to meaning
yes, because the third n't
will almost always actually be a swedish spy, or something..
You can say yesn't if your hesitant or something. Like, you don't quite agree but you don't quite agreen't either.
trust me. it's like
math. it might not make sense all the
time. but it just works, okay?
Some Guy: 'OH MY
GOD! DID YOU JUST BLOW UP ALL OF DALLAS??'
Douglas 'Dallas Hater' Johnson: 'Uhhm, Yesn't.'
Some Guy: 'Haha, you'
re such a rascal.'
(insert laugh track and seinfeld outro)