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writer's block

1) A period of time when a writer's mind is completely blank and drained of any kind of inspirational essence. They are unable to write. They start to bang their head against the basement wall. It bleeds. They scream and shout in agony. And finally, they pray that the pain from this blunt physical trauma and the sight of the sweet sweet catalytic blood finally gives them SOME kind of weak-ass idea.

2) Something that I never seem to have really. Hence why the above scenario was purely speculation on my part. I can't help but imagine however, that is somewhat similar to Dante's second level of hell.
Hey man, I have writer's block. Any advice?

"How about slitting your throat?"

"Okay, cool. Thanks!" *slits throat*

"uhh.. whoops. I kinda meant that as in writing a poem or short story or something about slitting your throat. Or maybe an essay about suicide. My bad."
by Forever Remain March 3, 2008
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graffiti writer

Those damn graffiti writers wrote on my truck!!
;p
by SMEAR July 31, 2006
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Wraith

An evil spirit, and it ain't cool
That wraith has murdered all my road gang buddies
by Skank and Gutterboy August 27, 2017
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freedom writers

A movie made in 2007 starring Hilary Swank and Patrick Dempsey. It is based on the true story of a teacher who inspired her inner-city students to defy the odds and achieve their dreams.

The name can also be applied to anyone who writes what they feel, especially if the person isn't big on writing.
1: "Dude, I just watched that movie "Freedom Writers" last night and now I totally want to have a journal"

2: "John always seemed like a dumb-ass, but I just read his journal - he's a total freedom writer!"
by Sue Pirnova June 25, 2008
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Writer

A person who creates with words vast worlds either through facts or pure imagination. A true writer that is commited to his/her work writes with their heart in order to bring what is truly their spirit to life.
This does not include those who are Fan Fiction writers only. Only because you're working off of something that already has set palces and characters. However Fan Fiction is a good way to start for aspiring newcomers.
by Demon 666 August 17, 2004
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Ghost Writer

When a rapper has someone write their lyrics for them, but they take the credit and record them.
If it weren't for a ghost writer, Foxy Brown and Lil' Kim would never even be taken seriously.
by Pomegranate July 4, 2006
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Write that on a notecard and send it to my office

A term said when somebody is tired of somebody elses moaning and complaining about something or someone else. It is not a term used towards someone respected or endeared, and it is pretty damn funny when somebody says it. It is usually said to that annoying kid who nobody likes or that nerdy girl sitting in the back of class yelling at you for cheating off her. Or just anybody else who you are getting sick and tired of.
Girl- "Blah blah blah I hate you, you are so beligerant and annoying and loud and obnoxious and..."
Me- "You know what why don't you write that on a notecard and send it to my office"
by MD-Block July 10, 2005
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