satnav woman

A mysterious woman, locked away in a secret lab somewhere in Germany, whose sultry sexy tones provide guidance to millions to male drivers via their satellite navigation system. Can also be used to describe the vocal commands heard in other places, like an elevator.

"After... 200 yards, turn... left. Turn left. Do it now. You have turned... right. You are now going the wrong way." - satnav woman in full flow.

by Mr Ben July 18, 2006

Woman spreading

Basically man spreading but when women take up entire seats with their bags

I was on the subway, but I had to stand cause this girl was woman spreading

by I don't really care January 15, 2017

Monkey Woman

A woman addicted to heroin, the addiction being a "monkey on her back"

There ain't nothin' in Chicago that a monkey woman can do.

by alexuto85u690587369085 September 25, 2012

Woman Cave

A sanctuary in a home free from males and kids, where a woman can go to get some peace.

Sheila retreats to her woman cave to clean her gun after a long day on the job.

Teresa likes to watch movies in her woman cave when the kids go to bed.

by jojo4683 April 27, 2011

pretty womaned

When you go to an expensive store dressed like a bum or prostitute and the staff refuses to serve you.

"I was pretty womaned on the Upper East Side when the guy from Bloomingdales directed me to the "cheap shoes" section."

by erikaaaaaaa November 24, 2013

angry white woman

Noun, a woman will an ass ton of self-loathing, an upside down U perpetually on her face,a gravelly voice asking if you're gonna eat that, humongous thumbs (thought to be fill with gravy)and spends most of her day playing Keno.
Abbreviated: AWW

Mistee gained 20lbs in gravy weight and became an angry white woman.

by poofu's girl May 14, 2005

woman's man

A woman's man is a male that is has empathy, affection, support for all of life's activities that women experience. They make good partners and are usually family oriented. Women naturally appreciate these types of men as equals and feel a general sense of equality within relationships.

Having a general appreciation and love of women. May include having extra-ordinary sexual attributes that are appreciated by women.

A women's man is comfortable partaking in activities with women other than sex. Women's men defend woman's rights. A woman's man does not see women as weaker, dumber, or inferior in any way.

by material man October 3, 2013