Spank the Wonka

For a dude to play with himself, also known as polishing the pewter

Man, I've had a rough day, I am prolly gonna go spank the Wonka

by Clinton Charles A September 30, 2008

wet willy wonka

similar to a wet willy except you get the moisture on the end of your finger from your fudge factory instead of your mouth.

oh my god!!! billy just gave sally a wet willy wonka... now her ear smells like poop.

by maceecam May 29, 2007

willy wonka's golden ticket

when a woman gives a man the privilage of entering the "chocolate factory", she's given him willy wonka's golden ticket.

the other night, i finally succumed to my curiousity and gave aaron willy wonka's golden ticket.

by avivo April 21, 2006

Wonga wonga

a very beautiful woman that smells very bad. hot woman smelly

"yo i wanted to bag that lady over there but when i walked closer and realized she was a wonga wonga i instantly changed my mind."

by sarah ska August 9, 2009

wozza

slang for worry (similar to sozza)

Girl: ahh mate i forgot your birthday present!
Boy: oo no wozza, bring it next week

by uizbaresadinit November 26, 2006

Willy Wonka'd

When there's only one place to sleep with many people that you lay like Charlie's grandparents from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".

"We went back to his place after the party but there were so many of us, we Willy Wonka'd".

"After the foursome, we Willy Wonka'd".

by Hannah T! February 7, 2012

U wona fite m8

The most common reply when no comebacks come to mind.

Person 1: You cock minded poopy little fart shafting wangy wonker!
Person 2: U wona fite m8

by GuineaBlock May 5, 2015