Lactating wombat is the term given to a short, round, aged and loud man that has no discernable good looks and bears the resemblance of a wombat. He has mild erectile dysfunctions along with sore, tender nipples which leak prefusely.
"man, that guy just keeps talking, and look at the wet patches on his shirt!, he looks like a lactating wombat"
by Control-room Bloke April 2, 2010
Get the Lactating wombatmug. A woman who is freaking out hysterically, over.....nothing at all.
What a waste of money brains and time....
What a waste of money brains and time....
by ivana flailsomemore August 26, 2016
Get the Spastic Wombatmug. by not Drew December 25, 2007
Get the gutted wombatmug. an unknown creature that only eats popcorn kernel indigenous to the Choccolocco Area. Known by their strange mating call that can be heard for miles.
Zach: Did you hear that?
(wombat monkey): EEEEEoooorrrrkkkkieieieie
Matt: Yup! That's a wombat monkey in heat!
(wombat monkey): EEEEEoooorrrrkkkkieieieie
Matt: Yup! That's a wombat monkey in heat!
by Lilrandom July 6, 2008
Get the wombat monkeymug. An extremely hairy woman with:
an over-grown wad of female bush completely surrounding the vagina
an over-grown wad of female bush covering the anus
a 'happy trail'
back hair
an over-grown wad of female bush completely surrounding the vagina
an over-grown wad of female bush covering the anus
a 'happy trail'
back hair
Tim: So Eric did you have sex with that girl last night?
Eric: Yeah, but she was a Wombat Jungle, so it wasn't the best.
Eric: Yeah, but she was a Wombat Jungle, so it wasn't the best.
by neonWaner May 14, 2009
Get the Wombat Junglemug. When a man puts his mouth on a females/mans butt hole and sucks until the inner lining of the butt hole pops out causing the ass to look like a wombats face (must not shave butt for two months)
by Catoo October 6, 2009
Get the Red Wombatmug. by E. Roger Coswell June 22, 2005
Get the wombat combatmug.