Lactating wombat is the term given to a short, round, aged and loud man that has no discernable good looks and bears the resemblance of a wombat. He has mild erectile dysfunctions along with sore, tender nipples which leak prefusely.
"man, that guy just keeps talking, and look at the wet patches on his shirt!, he looks like a lactating wombat"
by Control-room Bloke April 02, 2010
by not Drew November 24, 2007
A woman who is freaking out hysterically, over.....nothing at all.
What a waste of money brains and time....
What a waste of money brains and time....
by ivana flailsomemore August 26, 2016
an unknown creature that only eats popcorn kernel indigenous to the Choccolocco Area. Known by their strange mating call that can be heard for miles.
Zach: Did you hear that?
(wombat monkey): EEEEEoooorrrrkkkkieieieie
Matt: Yup! That's a wombat monkey in heat!
(wombat monkey): EEEEEoooorrrrkkkkieieieie
Matt: Yup! That's a wombat monkey in heat!
by Lilrandom July 07, 2008
An extremely hairy woman with:
an over-grown wad of female bush completely surrounding the vagina
an over-grown wad of female bush covering the anus
a 'happy trail'
back hair
an over-grown wad of female bush completely surrounding the vagina
an over-grown wad of female bush covering the anus
a 'happy trail'
back hair
Tim: So Eric did you have sex with that girl last night?
Eric: Yeah, but she was a Wombat Jungle, so it wasn't the best.
Eric: Yeah, but she was a Wombat Jungle, so it wasn't the best.
by neonWaner May 14, 2009
When a man puts his mouth on a females/mans butt hole and sucks until the inner lining of the butt hole pops out causing the ass to look like a wombats face (must not shave butt for two months)
by Catoo October 05, 2009
by E. Roger Coswell June 09, 2005