Winkle

A winkle is a person that you’d like to call a profanity but won’t. So you call them a winkle instead.

Person 1: Dude, you’re a di—
Person 2: Shh! The teacher is walking in! Just say ‘winkle’.
Person 1: Dude, you’re a winkle.
Teacher: Kids and their slang these days. Sheesh.

by Weave Snatcher March 31, 2018

Winkle

a small herbivorous shore-dwelling mollusc with a spiral shell. Also called periwinkle.

Litrally its just a mollusc(winkle)

by AnimalSisheuebr May 20, 2017

Winkle

Winkle is one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet. He takes care of his loved ones more than himself.

Winkle name meaning

by Gonecrazyover November 22, 2021

Winkle wagon

vehicle filled with obnoxious males.

We stopped at a light and a winkle wagon pulled up beside us.

by Gingy8088 June 14, 2017

Rip Van Winkle festival

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.

"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"

by hackneydale October 01, 2015

winkling

An mix of winking and blinking

"Is mike wazowski blinking or winking?"

"He's winkling"

by Ca Caw September 30, 2019

Winkle McShinkle

A term used when a stupid person is yapping about something that they definitely know nothing about.

"Dude, you're acting like such a Winkle McShinkle right now!"

by Chad06 April 03, 2024