A last name for twins that share nothing and both suck in different ways, The oldest is always a stupid ass cunt.
And the youngest gets to attached and acts faggoty
And the youngest gets to attached and acts faggoty
by MoneyMakaTheThird August 21, 2025
Get the Wilksmug. The name you say after throwing something in the trash, or also known as the guy who killed Ryan Reynolds but who even cares am I right?
Steve: *throws paper in the trash whilst saying John wills booth*
Dave: dude who would you say John Wilkes booth
Steve: cause he never misses
Dave: I-
Dave: dude who would you say John Wilkes booth
Steve: cause he never misses
Dave: I-
by Lord shrek of Denver June 5, 2020
Get the John Wilkes boothmug. Very ugly on the outside and inside but she smells like fish. Farts in my bed and is a very hungry piggy all the time. However she can make some good babies with her husband Tyler Redhead and her teeth are so yellow the traffic lights could never. She is a set 3 and 4 student and spend all her timeshagging her dog and lost her virginity to a bowl of chicken noodles. And she can't get a man if she stuck her left finger into a rabbits arsehole and suck the nits out of her hair. But she's still a skinny legend with a decent fashion taste and alright at makeup but still smells like my dogs left bollock
Person 1: That girl smelt so fishy and yummy today i better keep her away from my boyfriend
Kenzy: No point she's so ugly the boys all turn into stone from over a mile away
Ruby: What are you guys talking about
Kenzy:You were with us the whole time dumbass set 7 of course you're such a Ruby Wilks
Kenzy: No point she's so ugly the boys all turn into stone from over a mile away
Ruby: What are you guys talking about
Kenzy:You were with us the whole time dumbass set 7 of course you're such a Ruby Wilks
by kenzyhasbabyfleasinhermouth December 29, 2019
Get the Ruby Wilksmug. a city small area but population of about 50,000. home, puerto ricans, jamaicans, sonic as public schools are known for combining at the moment, but next week something else will happen i’m sure. 50% new yorkers who live here only half the time. if you come to wilkes barre from brooklyn thinking youve “made it out the hood” i have bad news for you. and especially avoid walmart. the walmart - and the little mini-mall around it- have had a lot of shooting incidents and there’s always a drug deal going. now let’s talk .. how we talk. locals will mostly call this place “WB” when texting, but irl you pronounce is “WILKES-BERRY”. Trust. any local will tell you that. common slang words include jawn, oldhead, drawlin, ard, bet, word to (anything), trippin, blessed, pop out.. just your usual philly/new york slang mixed together. “ghetto” city, but as long as you curse a lot, smoke, wilkes-barre doesn’t have the best history - known for being ghetto and two unfortunate natural disaster incidents with a tornado wiping out an entire mall yet leaving a tent standing fine - and a flood wiping out the entire town, ( tents included ) but we’ve recovered. overall you will probably grow to love wilkes barre, but it’s mostly a city you stay in for a short amount of time, not a home city to many people.
by kiki roseeee January 13, 2021
Get the wilkes-barremug. by Onepumpchump2000 July 12, 2019
Get the John Wilkes Boothmug. Wine and milk mixed together. The lactosed combo can be really tasty with the fatty umami flavor from the milk, and the wine provides the unpredictable fun from the alcohol. The milk can be substituted for oat milk, in which case the name of the drink becomes"Oat Wilk".
I've never made Wilk, or Oat Wilk, before. I need to now because it is a brilliant idea and will taste amazing and the milk will definitely not curdle and get a weird texture when the drinks are mixed(never made this cocktail before)
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Edit: Update:oakmilk is a no-go.🤢
Update2: NEVER. EVER. make wilk, or oat wilk. Especially dairy-based wilk*throws up in mouth a little*
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Edit: Update:oakmilk is a no-go.🤢
Update2: NEVER. EVER. make wilk, or oat wilk. Especially dairy-based wilk*throws up in mouth a little*
by Colinivorous June 3, 2024
Get the Wilkmug. While in a movie theater sneak up behind a un suspecting woman or man (if male, must have a beard) and blow your load in the back of their head and try to escape before getting caught. while yelling “THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN”
Ronald enjoys long walks on the beach and Spending alone time at the local movie theater sometime even giving someone special The John Wilkes Booth.
by Snooki’s bath water February 25, 2022
Get the The John Wilkes Boothmug.