Corona wifi

The type of wifi during this shit ass pandemic where everyone uses the internet causing issues not making the internet work

You try to watch the 11th episode of your new harem but your corona wifi says nope

by Drage July 11, 2020

Wified Up

The act of being in a very serious relationship with a girl and acting like one does when married.

Damn! Look at Tyrone all wified up. He doesn't even come out and hang with the guys anymore.

by sexlover0909 January 22, 2012

wesley wifi

poor

bruvvvv you have wesley wifi

by nigletsoup April 22, 2020

Wifi hoe

A broke bitch whose only communication is through wifi

Valarie is such a broke wifi hoe

by Ihatewifihoes July 4, 2016

WiFi Drafting

Coined in 2010 by J Guenon to describe the act of using another vehicle's wifi while driving closely to and in parallel with that vehicle. The vehicle may be another car, a bus, or a train.

I was Wifi Drafting a commuter train that runs parallel to the main road. I have the screen shots to prove it.

by FirmCalves August 25, 2011

Wifi Digger

A girl that is only with you because of wifi

See that wifi digger over there, she's only talking to him because he has a hotspot

by JPG0nz0 September 1, 2016

wifi tease

(noun) when you piggyback from another's wifi source and it can't make up its mind whether or not it wants to remain an available network. Usually due to poor atmospheric connection or poor signal quality.

Bob: I can't seem to stay connected to Inetgirl. It keeps bumping me off the internet."
Tom: "Yeah, I hear Inetgirl is a real wifi tease around THIS neighborhood."

by notsosure25702 June 29, 2011