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wiener dawg

stupid fucking guy but in a kind hearted and non racist way
billy was being such a wiener dawg today.
by thebestmaster69 January 27, 2022
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Wiener Twins

Two gentlemen become Wiener Twins when they engage in lovemaking with one female partner at the same time, in a spitroast or other position.

The gentlemen in question also become Wiener Brothers, but to a greater degree and with a far more powerful bond than your average pair of Wiener Brothers.

While not exactly at the same time, a Houdini 2 or houdini cheesecake both count.
Jay: hey Jeeves, guess what!
Jeeves: uhh, what?
Jay: me & Aaron spitroasted Barbara last night!
Aaron: WIENER TWINS!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Everyone: hoorayyyy!
by Reiquaza August 2, 2010
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Starfish Wiener

A terrible wiener in which has been split into 4 parts. It is still under debate whether two of it's flaps used to be it's balls, but one thing is for certain...it exists...and it continues to plague internet forums around the world till this day. It's only one true weakness is the much dreaded octacock.

When somebody is attacked by a link to this dreaded starfish, it is known as Starfish Rolled. Not many have survived an encounter with this mighty beast...maybe one day the octacock will return and save us all.
Chuck: Hey Bill, check this out!

*Sends link to starfish wiener*

Bill: GOD DAMMIT! I've been Starfish rolled like 5 times today! GAH!!!!!!

*silence*

Chuck: Bill? You there? oh no...the Starfish Wiener must have gotten him...
by Von Mannshaft March 6, 2009
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Wiener Hassling

The act of violently urging someone to examine your "wiener" (penis), and give you a detailed report.
Dude, earlier on, i was in Starbucks when an old man pulled down his pants and started Wiener Hassling me. He said, "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY WIENER!!!"
by Wiener dude August 16, 2009
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Justin Wiener

A much more apt way of saying Justin Bieber.
They are making Justin Wiener dolls.
by Ereck Flowers January 7, 2011
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Wiener Wedgie

a wedgie formed in the front, by having your boxers to small. These ride up into your balls and cause your dick to fall out, forming a wiener wedgie.
"Dude, I've had a wiener wedgie all day." "Wow... you're fucked up"
by thepinksock May 28, 2009
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Wiener Whistler

That Richard Simmons guy is a real wiener whistler.
by CocoSantango January 26, 2011
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