Wicka

A Decendent of Bigfoot, the Wicka is an ape like creature with shoulder legnth hair, shaggy beard, and blood shot eyes. The Wicka on most days will only leave its resting area to masturbate to internet porn or change the bong water. Known to hibernate for extended periods of time the Wicka could go weeks with out bathing itself leaving behind a strong odor of Ax body spray, KY jelly and cannibus. The Species is known to frequent local bars and loves free shots of Tequilla. When a Wicka spotted remember this is a harmless creature and very friendly if approached with freshly packed bowl.

I think i saw a WICKA last night. It made me buy it a shot of tequilla and smoke my lost bowl with it.

by Lost in Thought March 30, 2008

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Wiccan

I know people like to be funny, and they usually are, but Wiccans are not just Harry Potter fans, we are also not Jewish, yes many are just goth posers who thing they can take 'revenge on society' for preforming black magic, which isn't Wicca. Some of us actually know about our religion. Like me, I spent six months researching Wicca before I converted because I wanted to know what I was worshiping. We only take offense when people call us evil because we aren't, how would you like it if we were all "You're Catholic, you murderer, you are all murderers, you burned people." You would take offense, because your not ALL evil, Yes some pussy ass morons join Wicca and are all "Ya now I'm gunna kill everyone YAY!" but that's because they are asshats.

OMG, your a Wiccan, then turn me into a cat!
Sorry, we aren't like that, you should research.
Oh, sorry.

by Kokomagena January 12, 2011

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