tim wheeler

The man with the nicest arse in rock.

Flying V-wielding frontman of the band Ash.

by Aurora January 15, 2005

weese

an unimaginably obnoxious, rare, humorous, obsessive, and crazy being

That Weese is one funny son of a bitch!

by Anjroo January 7, 2004

Blake Wheeler

A badass on the Boston Bruins. Scores goals and then bangs your mom. Was drafted by the Phoenix Coyotes but then gave them the finger and signed with the Bruins so he could win.

Did you see what Blake Wheeler did?

Yeah, that shit was off the fucking chain.

by FlattopFinney December 16, 2008

Wheesong

Started out as a typo, wheesong is the act of wheezing so hard that it actually creates an unpleasant symphony, its a quite a remarkable thing if i say so

Aoona just wheezed so damn hard that i could hear her wheesong from miles away

by Cunt: destroyed February 21, 2019

Winter Wheeze

The rattling, watery sound your lungs make the first time you do something athletic in the Spring.

The run wasn't that hard, once I got past my winter wheeze.

by dextrocardia March 10, 2007

Tank Wheeled

The act of having been wheeled (lip kissed) by a tank (i.e. a person who has a robotic disposition).

Although it may be hard to detect whether or not a person has tank wheels, here are some major indicators:

1) when approaching their victim, they tend to move as though on a train track
2) when cock-blocked, they emit steam from their ears
3) once they've reached their destination (i.e. their victim) they say "Choo! Choo! All aboard!"

"You've just been tank wheeled!"

by FreakyDeaky123445Tank May 5, 2009

Jesus Wheeled

When a driver cuts through heavy traffic giving up all power to Jesus to guide them through heavy traffic, usually throwing their hands up as if saying "Jesus Take the Wheel!"

"I just got Jesus wheeled by a mom in a minivan as she cut through three lanes of traffic without using her blinker!"

by Bg1981 January 2, 2014