Weiner Withdrawl

When a lady hasn't gotten laid in so long, she begins to go bat shit crazy because she so desperately needs the D. In other words-hurtin for a squirtin.

Damn, son.. she be going through some mad weiner withdrawls. She needs to get some before I give it to her.

by Wahwahweewah October 25, 2013

Weiner Wearer

A male who looks young and also immature with a large penis.

The guy I hooked up with was a weiner wearer.
You are no man, you are a weiner wearer.
I want a man! Not a weiner wearer!

by Tmandaddy February 25, 2022

weiner sweats

Sweat pants worn by a man where you can see the bulge or outline of hisjunk or his camel tail

Tom was just walking around the house in his weiner sweats.

by dawnandderrick May 12, 2016

aussie weiner

Australia's giant dick that can be seen in space.
Try going google maps and type Menheere Brothers (presumably an intersection) in Victoria, Australia. Go a bit north and their must be a dry lake bed of Lake Victoria or a more specific location is the Lonsdale Lakes Wildlife Reserve, then go northwest.

Cosmonaut Photographer; Time to take HD Pics of Victoria, Australia....what is that?!
Astronaut Photographer; I know, it's the Aussie Weiner.

by Comrade Oracle July 04, 2018

weiner bomb

when a man is getting head and lets loose a stinky fart that it makes the other person pass out.

Joey B. was getting a blowjob from a sailor he then weiner bomb the sailor and had his way with him (raw dawg in the butt no lube). the sailor woke up and Joey insisted on cuddling.

It was also an over weight sailor.

by bowelboy February 25, 2008

weiner mobile

The famed ride of Oscar Meyer. Also comes in whistle form.

Surfer White Dude: "Whoa, check out that giant schlong out on Main Street!"
Homeless Black Guy: "Cracka thats just the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile"

by dandy andy January 19, 2005

Texas Weiner

A hot dog boiled in oil and served with onions and chili sauce. This is Paterson, NJ's contribution to American cuisine. People outside New Jersey will call this a "Coney Island" or 'chili dog", but they can't raise a candle to the Paterson Texas Weiner.

And yes, that's how we spell it! And if you want to start a big debate in Passaic County, NJ, just tell them that the Hot Grill in Clifton bakes better Texas Weiners than Libby's Lunch in Paterson or Pappy's Diner in Totowa. And you can say that everybody beats the Falls View.

by Federalq2b April 09, 2005