dead week

The week before finals when being dead sounds more attractive than studying.

Also known as the week where you will see the most strangers crying.

My first dead week hit me so hard that one night I just stood in a corner for five hours whispering to myself

by horso October 18, 2016

Maple Weeds

A community college that sucks your soul out

Student A: "Are you going to the Maple Weeds today"

Student B: "Yes, and I am going to pluck my eyes out"

by hansonnet November 20, 2010

The Weeknd

a fine ass man. a man id let stick his dick inside of my guts and twirl it up like he eatin spaghetti. no wonder all his songs are abt sex cause oh lawd who WOULDNT want to fuck him. like what ariana said, JUST GIMME THEM BABIES😩😩😩.

YOU GOT ME TOUCHIN ON YO BODYYYYYYYYY
lets take Acquainted for example. he KNOWS how fine he is.

“ I got 'em thinkin' that they want me
Although they know they not the only
I got 'em wanting to embrace their sins” OH LORDDDDDD🤤🤤🤤🤤

if any of yall editors see this please edit the weeknd to redbone by childish gambino PLEASE

The Weeknd can steal my most expensive pair of shoes, and id still let him hit

by u didnt see this October 8, 2021

Exam Week

Exam week (n): The most stressful week known to students. Some rather large tests spawned from the deep fiery pits of hell. Teenagers tend to promise to study and prepare, but end up cramming the last night and crying themselves to sleep. If one fails the exam, it is known to pull the grade down, therefore causing an inhuman build up of stress.

Person: Hey did you study for Exam Week ?

Other person: What exa- oh no! *cries into fetal position*

by scrawberrymuffin February 10, 2012

Weekly Wackadadoo

Familiar term used for a 1. Gem Grabber, 2. Listener of the podcast, 3. Creator and devout follower of internet celebrity Nick mason and Goat Han Solo.

"That Weekly Wackadadoo sure is a bloody legend mate!"

by JaxRuan September 16, 2016

California weekend

code for entailing a vacation where girls secretly have sexual encounters with total strangers, sometimes people they met online. I say secretly because the folks back at home (especially the boyfriend) may be aware of the vacation but aren't supposed to be aware of the vacation's sole purpose. typically used by girls with a teenage mindset.

Ashley: Hey, Jeanne! What's up?
Jeanne: Nothing girl. Bored as hell. Just waiting for that California weekend to come.
Ashley: Haha yeah!!
Brian, Ashley's boyfriend: Hey girls, whatcha up to?
Both girls: Nothing! ;)

by BrianTheDumbass June 13, 2013

danish weekend

a euphemism for sex with pastries.

"That doughnut looks delicious."
"Hands off! I'm saving it for a danish weekend."

by randytaylor May 20, 2009