wazzock

Popularised by Tony Capstick (in "Capstick Comes Home") in 1981 and used since as a minor insult (similar to how "idiot" is used as an insult).

Originally meant "bull's penis" (originally described to me as "bull's prick"). See also "wazz" for another derivative of this sense of the word. Whether it was ever applied to other animals or humans I don't know - but as "wazz" is used for human urination in the West and North of England, I'd imagine so.

Was fairly rare in Yorkshire before Capstick's popularisation of it in 1981.

You great useless spawny-eyed parrot-faced wazzock
(Tony Capstick, 1981)

wazzock by An Unreliable Source June 1, 2007

Mah Wazzle

Term of Bromantical endearment in a relationship involving large amounts of alcohol, debauchery, and depraved humor

-Yo, bro you know that you are so mah wazzle
-fo shazzle man, you know I always got your back

Mah Wazzle by MiketheBull April 26, 2011

Wazy 

A combination of crazy and weird.

You met this girl once and she's been calling you 8 times a day ever since?! Dude, that's wazy.

Wazy by benji g November 22, 2006

wazzzup!!! 

Stupid expression used in 2000 but became old in 2001.

Idiot who thinks it is 2000: wazzzuup!
Smart person who knows it isn't: Shut up.

wazzzup!!! by Anonymous July 9, 2003

Wazzed 

To get screwed over by a slightly slimy cunt.

He stole that girl from Chucka, Chucka got wazzed.

Tottenham lost to Newcastle today, Newcastle wazzed them.

This girl was well into my friend until that right like wazz came along and wazzed him out of her.

Craig was going to score tonight until his brother's mate wazzed him.

Wazzed by Peartree November 10, 2013

WAZZZZUP 

To properly greet someone in a non offensive way.

See Budweiser commercial.

WAZZZZUP by Flamer Killer February 27, 2003

wazzam 

The catch phrase of Chef Holland Daze from Chowder.

*Throws dish in the oven* WAZZAM!

wazzam by Shaq Nasty March 25, 2010