Muddy Waters

The act of shitting into someone's beverage whilst listening to "The Blues."

It really upset Joe to learn that the man that had just left the Blue's club had performed a "muddy waters" on his "Jack 'n' Coke."

by Apple Jaxx May 15, 2016

Hair Waters

Hair waters, when someone with very hairy ankles wears high waters.

Man:OH! Look at those hair waters Dude!!

Dude:WHOA! Man those are gross!!!

Hair waters guy:(cries softly to themselves)

by Hair Waters December 18, 2008

Muddy Waters

A perfectly douchie waste of space.

"why do you smell so awful?" "i just came from Muddy Waters."

by funtimebabyeater January 6, 2010

Murky Waters

The sweat that accumulates on the human taint.

Oh darn, my balls have covered in your murky waters

by Fallen Rigel October 22, 2015

Lady waters

Lady waters.

A woman's period.

Are you in you in your lady waters because your being a fuckin bitch

by chickenfoot35 August 23, 2018

Tuna Waters

The term usually encompasses the entire vagina however has often been noted to just mean the interior of the female genitalia

"Hey David did you root 'er?"
"Oh man. I took the beef boat from dry dock to deep tuna waters and got lost at sea"

by Jimmmmy October 3, 2006

Bloody Waters

An alcoholic beverage that consist of tequila, gin, & cranberry juice.

Patron Silver + Tanqueray + Cranberry Juice = Bloody Waters

by MojoSoDope5 August 2, 2012