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Wasabi Nut Cutter

When your in bed with a Japanese women of 50 or older and she rubs wasabi all over your testicles. Then proceeds to grab a sword and chop them off. Then continues to pick the testicles up 1 by 1 and dip them in wasabi and eat them in front of you.
My gosh Lin Woo gave me a hard Wasabi Nut Cutter last night.
by Flying Dawg December 23, 2020
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Wasabi

Wasabi is a very hot food. Do not play with it, I’ve had a whole spoonful of it before and it hurt.
James: Yo bro, wanna try some of that wasabi?

Tom: Hell yeah dude, dab me up.

James: Here you go.

Tom: OH MY GOD JAMES HELP I’M DYING

James: haha weakling
by SuperiorChad November 9, 2021
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Wasabi

Group of wild ape men That Run around killing off we sell boxes members. They Constantly hunt Gonga Tomas and seek Advice from Mike Pope. They support Jibly, But not Apex Spermwhale, Because he is the fattest man on earth, and a piano slave. Disbanded in 2011, because Oprah, their Manager, was fired , and they went on a killing spree. 2999 lives were lost. Amen .
" Oh, you mean those Hairy Apes , WASABI!!
by Gabby Spermwhale August 6, 2011
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Wasabi Eyes

by fakebadstone May 17, 2023
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wasabi panties

When you eat too much wasabi and it becomes the environment of your panties.
I had so much sushi tonight that the amount of wasabi I ate turned my panties to a spicy sushi roll environment that could only be described as wasabi panties
by Wasabi mama March 10, 2023
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Wasabi

Putting ones penis into another mans ass and repeatedly clapping those cheeks until they are about to cum, then pulling out and cumming into the other mans eyes.
Hey boys want a wasabi yahhhhhs slay
by TooBigTs January 17, 2019
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Wasabi Balls

When a guy doesn't shower after sweating and his gf/bf gives him head but his balls are spicy asf
EX: "Dude Jason made me go down on him after the gym but he totally had Wasabi balls"

"Damn dude my gf won't give me head after working out. She says I have to shower first cause she doesn't like my Wasabi balls..."
by Pu$$y!eater3000 August 13, 2022
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