Wasabi Math

Math problems titles filled with oft-minimalist information that tend to put off or confuse math-anxious people, who may find them mentally nauseating or brain-unfriendly.

Like wasabi peas and sushis, wallet-friendly wasabi math titles from Asian and Communist countries would petrify the majority of K–12 American students and their teachers, who’re spoon-fed with drill-and-kill questions.

by Numerati November 24, 2024

Wasabi

Wasabi is a very hot food. Do not play with it, I’ve had a whole spoonful of it before and it hurt.

James: Yo bro, wanna try some of that wasabi?

Tom: Hell yeah dude, dab me up.

James: Here you go.

Tom: OH MY GOD JAMES HELP I’M DYING

James: haha weakling

by SuperiorChad November 9, 2021

Mesabi wasabi

Hot spicy condiment from northeastern Minnesota.

I prefer just mild-flavored food; no "Mesabi Wasabi" types of dishes for me, thank you very much!

by QuacksO February 26, 2021

wasabi bitch

a girl on twitter who’s name is a very well kept secret

“hey do you know wasabi bitch?”

“wait is that the same person as, gorgy, angie and swagmaster?”

by [redacted] December 15, 2020

Wasabi bomb

A small shot of soya sauce with a good sized pinch of wasabi mixed in.

You see that guy? He's a MAN, he had a Wasabi Bomb.

by Tufts family and Travis February 25, 2024

wasabi bitch

the most potato directioner there is, secretly a ziam shipper and has 6000 secret names

“has anyone seen wasabi bitch?”
“oh you mean redacted?”

by [redacted] December 5, 2020

wasabi fingers

The inflammation of your fingers(sausage like) after having a nice hot and spicy piece of sushi only after dunking the sushi knuckles deep into a luscious mixture of soy sauce and potent wasabi.

You won't be able to text correctly with those wasabi fingers

by Ole faithful August 27, 2015