Winter Warmer

An individual (typically female) who unwittingly enters into a part-time relationship during the coldest season of the year, as drinking establishments close early and opportunities for casual sex become less available yet prohibitively more expensive, merely to satisfy someone's needs.

Distinctive pattern of a winter warmer:

- (Autumn equinox)
- Boy snares girl
- Boy invites girl to residence for sex
- (moment of climax)
- Boy turns on Sports News channel
- Girl gets bored and goes home
- Boy smiles
- (Spring equinox)
- Boy ends relationship, goes nightclubbing

by One Unintended January 7, 2012

muke warm

It's like Luke warm, but with an M. Because who is Luke, and why is he warm. Muke warm is medium warm.

This soup is muke warm

by seg1516 January 26, 2017

A Warm Towel Treatment

Chillin on your back while your partner washes “deez nuts” with a warm washcloth after having sex. This is especially nice when you don’t even ask for a cleaning. Warm towel treatments were never intended to replace a shower, but somethimes they do ;)

I didn’t shower after sex... I got the warm towel treatment instead.

You don’t want to die without ever receiving a warm towel treatment. It’s a bucket list item for sure!

by Vladimir Poopin February 10, 2019

Heat warmer

When you are having sex and you put your belly on there back or ass

I was at this Halloween party and I gave this girl a heat warmer

by Big jamo April 24, 2023

Warm fish salad

A stanky as crotch. A woman who doesn’t shower and smell ripe

That ho is packing a warm fish salad

by Chebbis March 29, 2019

Wampler

Hack writer for examiner.com known for trading hjs for links on fark. Links generate cash per click, and he earns enough above his Jergens lotion expenses to keep spamming. Typical articles include a youtube embed and 2.4 sentences of 5th grade level commentary.

Wow, 4 Wampler links in a row, Drew must have been treating his mods to a round of hjs

by Cory Fart November 15, 2010

warm fuzzies

The warm, pleasant sensations one feels in the stomach and heart area when emotionally moved by an act of goodwill or love.

Watching children open presents on Christmas morning gives me the warm fuzzies.

by Stephanie M. December 28, 2003