Warlock

its a religious term in wicca for someone who wants to get divorced or doesnt complete their handfasting

man1:"didn't you get married last year?
man2:"yeah but she stood me up at the final ceremony"
man1: "fucking warlocks"

by OnesOwnDemon October 26, 2020

Warlock Brew

Urine.

Man, I just made a mean Warlock Brew!
Does that guy have Warlock Brew on his face?

by dislexic porcupine and friend January 2, 2012

Warlocks

Massive boobies!

Man! Take a gander at those warlocks Danny exclaimed as Sarah sauntered past warlocks proudly displayed jiggling in the moonlight.

by The dirty digglet November 4, 2023

Wisconsin Warlock

When you put some cheese in her snatch, then the warlock makes its mac, then you eat it from the back.

Dang dude we don’t even need dinner, you Wisconsin warlocked her!

by Vanzona November 27, 2023

warlocking

When someone transforms from being normal to practicing witchcraft, suddenly and without notice.

I dated her for 3 months and then she started warlocking on me.

by Hugh G. Rekshan April 29, 2020

Warlocking

A consensual, but aggressive sexual act, intended to do no lasting harm. Often includes emotional energy exchanges through orgasm control.

As she began exploring her sexuality, warlocking became more interesting to her in order to meet her emotional and physical needs for more primal and meaningful experiences.

by HippieLunatic June 11, 2020

Warlock

Ok, like a Karen but he lives in his mom's basement, is overweight, with facial hair and also long hair but without a driver's license because that is just a way for "the government to keep tabs on you".

Knows all the answers to the problems in the world, answers that somehow eluded all the sober, hardworking millions of people in the world and he tells you such answers while he is smoking weed on his break from his job in the warehouse at Walmart.

My warlock friend reckons red m and m's give you cancer.

by Nerd Flanders January 17, 2022