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Autistic wanna-be Voldemort

While president, this Pokémon will reap your “taxes” and use them for nose replacement surgery.

Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
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Goldemort

Nickname of Gary Schofield, CEO of Gaia Online. Named as such because:

1. He flooded Gaia's marketplace with quadrillions of increasingly-useless gold to force everyone into spending real money on the site.
2. Like Voldemort of the Harry Potter series who brings trouble to whoever mentions his name, he bans people for merely mentioning his name and/or suggesting that he be fired.
Voldemort has better long-term thinking on how to make himself immortal. Goldemort has short-term thinking with the "big bang for a buck this second, SALE SALE SALE", and drowning users with announcements and recolors because "buyers demand it", even though Gaia is full of minors who can barely make minimum wage.

In short, don't put Voldemort that low. He has better standards.
by DopamineBaby December 14, 2014
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Loldemort

Loldemort is a symbiosis between the world known expression LOL and the world's worst enemy: Voldemort. The outcome is a fierce, awesome and epic expression. Used in extremely funny situations only. The expression loldemort will reach world domination in some years, true story.
"dang, that was sooo loldemort"

Haha, loldemort !

Your brother said, "Damn, that's so stupid". Then I say, "Yeah, that's so LOLDEMORT!"

You are such a Loldemort!
by Siv Mensen/Supernam January 12, 2011
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Veldamort

She’s an icon, a legend, so amazing. The queen herself. Nicknamed Veldy.
“I really kin Veldamort” - Jordan
by the velma stans February 3, 2021
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voldemorting

When one, or preferably many, muggles dressed as Lord Voldemort simultaneously reign terror at an event and sufficiently disturb the peace of said event. Any form of Voldemort is fair game. Voldemorts are often found screaming unforgiveable curses (especially crucio) at women, children, and mudbloods.
Six of my buddies and I were voldemorting the shit out of my cousin's wedding last weekend. Poor bride's maids didn't stand a chance against my cruciatus curse, and I think Tom Riddle may have killed that adorable ring bearer.
by Ol' Voldy July 15, 2011
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Voldemophobia

The fear of having no nose
Friend one: "Gotcha nose!!!"
Friend two: "OMG MY NOSE!!" *breaks down crying*
Friend one "O NO! I'm so sorry, I didn't realise you have Voldemophobia!!"
by Loldemort1 May 7, 2011
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Voldemole

A ghastly mole smelted from the ungodly ramparts of hell. This mole is the size in ratio to the evil of the satanic man, Voldemort himself. With the gigantic circumference, this beast of a mole mocks all who try to compare to it, it truly is the epitome of facial marks.
"Johnny, DID YOU SEE HEATHER'S VOLDEMOLE?! IT WAS HUGE!!"
by FunnyGuy85 December 25, 2012
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