Virtually All

When something is essentially true in totality. Generally within the range of 96-99%.

Only a couple of birds can’t fly, meaning virtually all birds have the gift of flight.

by Jamie Griffin February 18, 2020

Virtual Bluetooth

When people are talking as though they had a Bluetooth device on but they don't.

Who is Marilyn talking to?

She's on Virtual Bluetooth.

by PrincetonTiger December 9, 2008

Virtual spliff

When you hit a weed vape and a tobacco vape at the same time.

Noah: Yo, let me hit your vape.
Matt: The weed one or the tobacco one?
Noah: Both. Virtual spliff!

Noah hits both at the same time.

by Matt&Lucy June 27, 2022

Virtual Mafia

people who are obssessed with the facebook application: mafia wars.

Example of a normal daily conversation between two members of Virtual Mafia:

jack: i robbed three banks y'day.

jill: Promise you will pimp me tomorrow.

by plotopanes October 6, 2009

Virtual Reality

Reality, but in virtual. Yeah, you're welcome.

Person 1: Wanna do some VR?
Person 2: What's VR?
Person 1: Virtual reality.
Person 2: What's that.
Person 1: You're a fucking idiot.

by Idiot_Builder April 27, 2022

Virtual ass

a cyberjerk; cyberbully

Brad is such a virtual ass! He tells me perverted things without considering how I feel.

by johnrobel April 25, 2015

Virtual Blonde

A person who behaves as a blonde regardless of hair color.

Just listen to that gaggle over by the mall food court. I don't care what their hair color looks like, they're all virtual blondes.

by Virslinda July 26, 2012