Vermont spanking

When you spank the booty with an inverted middle finger, penitrating the anus at the same time

Keep it up and ima pull your pants down and give you a Vermont spanking.

by NorthernKnight March 17, 2022

Vermont Breakfast

A breakfast composed of pancakes, waffles, eggs, bacon, and lots of maple syrup.

I had a Vermont Breakfast when I was on vacation there.

by BowTy December 5, 2016

Vermont breakfast

Intercourse where you use maple syrup in replacement of lube

Did you and chad try a Vermont breakfast last night?

by THE_L0N3R April 2, 2019

Vermont Ruben

When you're devouring a women's vagina and the pussy flaps are very sour and roast beef like texture

Danny went down on Sally and was surprised to find a Vermont Ruben

by Bunz69 April 2, 2022

soui vermonter

A young man from southern Vermont, who has only made out with his/her cousin once.

Your such a soui vermonter

by Doctercockter69 May 6, 2015

Rubber, Vermont

Rubber, Vermont is a town in Vermont where they highly invest in recycling- so much so, that many actually consider Rubber, Vermont to be the recycling capital of the world. In 1996, they struck a deal with local tire companies in which they convert all of the "trash" materials that are removed from old/non-working vehicles, put them through a series of chemical processes, and then are re-purposed into playgrounds, houses, and schools.

"Jesus it smells like death and latex around here"
"Yeah- next town over is Rubber, Vermont"

by TFB is the GOAT February 17, 2017

vermont lasagna

a strange sexual position first discovered by someone from the sub-species country of Orland Norwega.

1. punch a guy in the face so he has a nose bleed.
2. make sure the woman is on "that time of the month".
3. lie the guy down so that he is facing upwards.
4. the woman then sits down on his face and gyrates her pelvic region in a circular fashion. (doing the sumo tap on the inside part of the legs before commencing is optional)

would you like a vermont lasagna for dinner?

by Mr. Lasagna January 2, 2009