update-a-roony

A snazzy way of saying "update" (noun)
I called my friend Skippy to give him the update-a-roony on what we were planning for the evening.
by Despook September 26, 2006
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Cave update

I play minecraft, but minecrafters are tough. We deal with not having a cave update. Besides, I don't see a problem with the caves that we have
friend: hey me need a cave update
me: we play minecraft, were tuff, and we don't need a cave update
by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 February 12, 2020
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Whore Update

A Whore Update (often used with exclamation points: i.e. "Whore Update!") is a term for an update/post online, often on a social networking site from either a male or female (usually female) exhibiting their wares (sexually). This can be done through seemingly innocent posts in order to disguise the whorishness of the poster. Example: Here is my new puppy (photo of puppy and cleavage). Whore updates from more brazen individuals will be pictures displaying "outfits" "swinwear" and/or blatantly provocative poses.

Note: This can be used in any medium whether it be print, textual, video, photos, or other media. However, currently most whore updates are through photos.
Most picture posts on Facebook are whore updates.

Many whore update photos are taken in the bathroom or at parties.
by TRASHMANBOB December 13, 2011
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windows update

the computer update which gives big porn companies and virus hacker people your ip address, your passwords, your ports, your address your fone your job, your wifes name, your daughters (ewwwwwwwwww) and installs trojans and deletes avi files so u cannot watch the kazaa downloaded files
the windows update ruined teh man with the lies to the wife, the staling of the daughters and the killage of his money
by asian September 09, 2003
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thanks for the update

"thanks for the update ashley"
by dan maloof December 29, 2015
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fucked update

When you're watching a replay of a game and they put the final score of the game you're watching on the ticker on the bottom of the screen.
Damn it, I had to turn off the replay of the Kings game because there was no point in watching it after the fucked update!
by txninsocal September 15, 2017
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Uptown Update

an immensely popular blog in the neighborhood of Uptown in Chicago, IL. Locally elected officials who struggle with being truthful despise it.
Let me check Uptown Update to see what's happening in the hood today.
by Uptown voter February 19, 2010
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