one up the bum, no harm done

Referring to the exchanging of bodily fluids between two guys through the course of anal sex.
One may say this in a joking way to ones chums to gain a chance of laughter, but has really got, what the youth of today call "issues" and should stop being so "batty"

Mike says to Patric
"mate forget about going to The Hart, lets go to that gay bar - The Birdcage. After all, one up the bum no harm done." This is when Patric would probably knock the shit out of Mike, grab a beer and go to The Hart.

by Mike February 11, 2006

sling one up the back of she

To put it right up her arse.

"brev, shes fit! why don't you sling one up the back of she"

by socopoc August 31, 2015

shut up, my one brain cell is working very hard right now

When you go too school and they ask you " what is 3x*9g/7^r.33333333333333333333" then goes over to your desk and says "HURRY UP LARRY THE ANSWER IS DO AT THE END OF CLASS"

Teacher: " what is 3x*9g/7^r.33333333333333333333"

You: Shut up, my one brain cell is working very hard right now!!!

by greencreeper244 April 10, 2018

One-up

To like sb's comment on a social networking site such as Facebook.

"People constantly seek attention and validation through one-upping people's comments"

by MFRO June 19, 2017

One up wolf

One of the best games ever she gets non stop victory's.

One up wolf is the greatest

by YTone_up_gamer September 8, 2020

Lick one up

To roll a join/blunt.

I just have to lick one up right quick.

Before we go why don’t you lick one up for the road

by Longjohn joe June 15, 2022

next one up

you know you're going to be next person to be successful in (anything); a feeling of greatness/determination/certainty

Person 1: Hey, you're really good at this.
Person 2: yeah, I'm the next one up

by kwjg42 August 27, 2023