The Unicorn

Following in the tradition of "the Dirty Sanchez", this is a sexual act. This can only be done to a girl with hair at least 8 inches long. While she is sleeping you ejaculate in her hair, aiming to the front, specifically. Then, take a small clump of her hair,a t the very front and center, and pull it straight up till it's taut. Rubbing the seminal fluid and holding the hair until it dries, she will wake up with her hair resembling that distinguishing feature of a unicorn.

My girlfriend was being incredibly rude, and I was sick of it. So after she fell asleep, I rubbed one out and gave her The Unicorn and left for good.

by your ex December 22, 2007

Unicorning

The act of running around naked with an erection.

This guy got so drunk last night, i saw him unicorning through the street!

by Unicorners August 22, 2011

unicorns

The Romans called what we now know as rhinoceros a "unicornus".
Later, they evolved into two species:
1. the white unicorn (of horselike appearance with one beautiful horn on the center of its head)
2. the pink unicorn (of unknown appearance, as it is invisible)

Plinius: Look, a unicorn. What impressive and massive legs!
Walt: Oh, it's lovely! Well, if I draw it as a white horse with a horn...
Scott: I don't believe in unicorns. Besides, it's pink.

by yuuutsuna July 2, 2008

the unicorn

A sexual position where the man puts a strap on onto his forehead, and pleasures his woman with it.

Justin did the unicorn last night.

Sounds mystical.

Not really...

by damn justin August 20, 2008

Unicornal

adj; possessing unicorn like features and, or actions.

John was acting so unicornal today.

by RS&HJ October 3, 2011

Unicorned

When grinding on a male SO low that his penis rests on your head.

Lucy got unicorned on the dance floor last night.

by Unicorn princess. September 20, 2013

unicorning

Go to a fast food place like maccas, order a soft serve cone then ask the person if the believe in unicorns and stick the cone on your forhead saying believe(best done in the drive thru)

jack and bob when unicorning at maccas

by cheese&crackers September 28, 2012